Yes, that title was stolen from a book. More specifically, this book:
I've had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Like all bad days, it started two months ago and involves a copious amount of oversharing.
Two months ago, I had a menstrual cycle. There was nothing odd, strange or different about this until two weeks later... when I had another one. I was a bit worried but not overly so. When I was younger and forced to take health class we were told that numerous things affect your monthly cycle and, should any of these things be altered, your period may arrive early, late, or not at all. The only true time to be concerned, we were informed, was if you start missing multiple periods or your period starts coming more and more frequently and will not sefl-regulate.
So I wasn't worried enough to do anything but note the event as odd and move on.
Two week later, I had a third one. This would be a good time to mention that I'm on this awesome "birth control" pill that's supposed to prevent me from having a "monthly visitor" more than four times a year. After my first cycle, the one that occurred at it's normal timing, I should not have had another one for three months. As of this last one, I've had three in six weeks. I had literally menstruated every other week at that point.
I told myself, "Well, this is just weird. If it happens a fourth time, I'll make an appointment to see my Doctor."
It started again exactly a week later. To the day. I've come to hate every other Tuesday. I made an appointment to see my physician. Said appointment should have occurred today.
I don't see my physician often. Why? I'm 25. I'm in relative good health. I go for the required check-ups and a few months back for my sleep issue but that's still relatively rare. Now, I like to schedule my appointments for anytime before 10am because the doctor is still fresh from last night's slumber and the office staff haven't become raging bitches. My appointment time was 9:30.
I always get there 10-15 minutes early, out of respect for the doctor's time and paperwork. Usually, at this time and at that office, the staff and doctor are so efficient that, when I walk in ten minutes early, I'm talking to the doctor at my appointment time. In fact, I'm normally taken to the back five minutes after getting there and the nurse has done her preliminary check-up and the doctor is greeting me at 9:29.
Today, I waited. And waited. And waited a bit more. I waited until 9:45 before I approached the receptionist's desk and asked them when I would be seen seeing as my appointment time was fifteen minutes ago. The receptionist informed that, and this was a 100% surprise, that I would not be seeing my doctor or his assistant today. No, I would be seeing a newly hired nurse practitioner and she was busy with another patient but I was the next in line.
I was aghast. Shocked. Astounded. Perturbed. I demanded answers and held myself in check so I wouldn't become a nuisance. I was seeing a nurse? I don't like nurses. In the vast world of medicine, paramedics and nurses are mortal enemies. They are the Magneto to our Professor X. The Joker to our Batman. The Lex Luthor to our Clark Kent.
More importantly, I made an appointment to either see my Physician or the Physician Assistant, a woman that I absolutely adore who has listening skills that I envy and lust after. I did not want to see a nurse. I don't care how advanced in her career she was.
I did, however, want to know why I had had four periods in two months so, after questioning if my symptoms could be adequately assessed by a nurse, I shut my mouth and sat down.
Another fifteen minutes passed. I approached the desk again.
The receptionist got an attitude with me. It would have been one thing if I was being rude but all I did was point out that my appointment was scheduled for half an hour ago and I still had not been seen. The receptionist was like, "Well, you're next in line." and I pointed out that she said that fifteen minutes ago. I should have been "next in line" forty minutes ago when I walked in the door.
She rather rudely informed me that I would just have to wait and the nurse would see me when she "had time." I asked for my insurance copay back and left. Then I wrote the doctor, yes, the doctor, an email informing him of what happened and letting him know I would be taking my sporadic need for healthcare elsewhere. I ended the email by pointing out that I may be only one patient he's losing or I may the one patient that's aggressive him enough to tell him I'm not coming back.
I also pulled up the times for Emergency Room waits during the time that I was sitting in his lobby and pointed out, in the email, that those people were only waiting 20-25 minutes to see an actual doctor whom they had not scheduled an appointment for.
This entire situation left me with multiple problems. First of all, I was still bleeding from places that shouldn't be bleeding for another two months. Second of all, I just ditched my doctor. The awesome Physician Assistant that worked with him had moved to Austin. That fact almost makes me want to find out where she's working and start scheduling appointments there. A good medical assessment is worth driving four hours for.
Either way, I went to the insurance website and started looking for a physician that was accepting new patients and could see me... soon. Also, I wanted a female. I found several in my area and ended up making an appointment for tomorrow. The only thing open was at 11:40 am. Yay. The wait is going to suck. But I did make sure that I would be seeing the actual doctor and not some allied health professional.
To make the day even more stressful, I still had a government test to take and I need to do base research for a 10 page paper due in 4 days. I know I should have started it weeks ago but I just barely found a topic that the professor would let me write about.
I got an 80 on my test. I normally get low 90's and, every now and then, a high 90. An 80, to me, is pretty much a giant fail mark on my otherwise perfect testing record. I'm blaming the fact that I was still highly stressed, and menstruating, from the ordeal earlier. We only have two tests left in the class and my new average is 86%.
Stressful. And period altering.
I don't even feel like doing research. Half of me wants to cry and the rest of me want to bury my head in bloody sand and wait for death.
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